Being A Woman - Continued

• You get to pay student price (being 35) for a 4th row ticket at the Scala, "Just because you're here".
• You can wear dresses (granted, men can do that, too, but it might take a while until that will be socially accepted).
• You can make yourself several inches taller by putting on a pair of awesome heels.
• Orgasms, multiple and many, whenever you want.
• You and your girlfriends get to park in the VIP parking section of a club just because you smilingly convinced the bouncer that you were "The cleaners".
• You don't constantly have to prove that you have the longest and biggest of all the women in the same room.
• You get to see and play with boobs whenever you want.
• You can not only have emotions but also show them freely without anyone calling you a wimp.
• Just your mere presence can make a man confuse the sun with the moon.
• You can be 100% sure that your child is actually your child.
• You can grow a person inside your body.
• You have an insanely high pain threshold.
• You can get out of pretty much everything with the help of your period. Except having your period, I guess.
• You only look half as silly as men in biker shorts.
• Did I mention orgasms?